im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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