I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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