Fine. I'll sleep in my office
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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