Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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