so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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