The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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