she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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