One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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