One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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