Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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