thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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