we have officially mastered the walk of shame
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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