Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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