I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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