Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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