i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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