but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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