yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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