Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
jump out the window naked night went bad
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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