So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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