he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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