i always forget guys have bellybuttons
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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