Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
