If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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