it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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