I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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