Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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