I'm drive I can fine osifer
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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