We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I am midnight drunk by noon
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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