it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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