i think my mom watched the whole time
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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