O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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