just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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