i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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