I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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