I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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