marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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