2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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