Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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