You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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