trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
