i'm signing you up for texting rehab
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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