I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just found a bag of teeth...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He? As in you personified your dick?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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