if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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