so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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