Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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