Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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