you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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