My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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