just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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